O The Lonely Lonely Octopus
tell us your most embarrassing story
Anonymous

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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*lullaby by the cure plays*
Me: ugh I just don't understand boys!!
*blows on freshly painted nails*

vegan-because-fuck-you:

Can everyone who thinks that you can’t love animals and eat meat please reblog this. I’m gonna write all the urls down in a book then use that book to beat up people who think you can love animals while funding industries that profit from killing animals.

oldst0rms:

constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

do you know how much i would have benefited from this two years ago when i wasn’t a fucking child

oldst0rms:

constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

do you know how much i would have benefited from this two years ago when i wasn’t a fucking child

ciatlin:

reindeerplaydate:

w-for-wumbo:

I was not expecting that ending.

what the fuck just happened

they fucking wrecked did u not see

ciatlin:

reindeerplaydate:

w-for-wumbo:

I was not expecting that ending.

what the fuck just happened

they fucking wrecked did u not see

unclefather:

fall colors - black

winter colors - black

spring colors - black

summer colors - black

cthulhu-hand-luke:

I have such bothers to show you

cthulhu-hand-luke:

I have such bothers to show you


Fuck the king

Fuck the king

origamirabbit:

Róbert A Borbás, Dark Art Tattoo, Hungary 

xtrappedunderrot:

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

teethvsteeth:

People you thought were friends are actually posers. Your parents are posers. Schools are just cops dressed as buildings.