O The Lonely Lonely Octopus
I want to have sex on my period but my boyfriend won't. Suggestions?
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daraldo:

jjem303:

cuntoxica:

Tell him to get a grip.

Okay so, benefits of period sex

• Increased natural lubrication (which makes it better for both people)

• Higher sex drive

• Higher sensitivity, meaning sex can be more pleasurable

• Sex on your period can shorten it’s duration.
The uterus sheds it’s lining by using muscle spasms, orgasms create more muscle spasms, meaning the uterus will push the blood out faster.

• Orgasms get rid of cramps

• The endorphins sex release can get rid of the “bad moods” periods bring on

• Researchers have associated sex during menstruation with decreased endometriosis, as well as with several other health benefits including a long life; absence of heart disease, stroke, and breast cancer; healthy immunity; regulating the menstural cycle; pain managment; and improved quality of life.

To make it less messy

• You’ll have noticed you don’t bleed in the bath/shower, so have shower sex

• Avoid positions that gravity won’t be in your favour with. (I.e being on top)

• Towels. Black/dark ones will help you feel less self conscious about the mess.
And laying on one will help keep the bed clean.


If he’s still being a little bitch, remind him about how you have to put his sweaty dick in your mouth and his balls near your face, and you don’t complain.

Everything about this

If you aren’t down to have sex with your girlfriend when she’s on her period you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you

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shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

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